Fulfill-A-Gayer-Destiny
Me: [sits still too long in motion-sensitive lighted room]
Lights: [go out]
Me: UGHHHHH.
Me: UGHHHHHHHHH.
Me: [flails arms around, trying not to get up]
Lights: [comes back on]
Me: [points at them] UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
❝ This guy was called Pepin “the Short”. This is saying something - the average height at this time for a man is five foot one. So this guy had to have been, like… Tyrion Lannister. ❞

- Prof Kellett

Prof K: There were no less than eighteen kings of France named after Clovis. You may say "what? I've never heard of even one!". What if we... [erases the C]
Student: Why did they go from Clovis to Louis?
Prof K: Well, in Germanic tongues, it sounds more like [throatclearing]-lovis. So it's a sound thing. ...Linguistics and throatclearing lesson by Kellett, PhD.
❝ France is easy to draw, it’s just a hexagon. ❞

- Prof Kellett

❝ Constantinople is Christian Bale as Batman. ❞

- Prof Kellett

[quietly sings the one-of-these-things-doesn’t-belong song from sesame street]

raifiel:

whitekitestrings:

megatogepi:

the signatures on the non-binary petition are slowing down a lot now im fucking

hello again, daily reminder, thank u

hey if my followers would kindly sign this, I would love you!

LO SENT ME A THING

the dollar she sent is somewhere under the coins

i love the Lo